Rémi Bertrand

Things I like a lot :

Moving on to the future while reminiscing about the past

Things I can’t stand :

• Omega 3
• Everything that has no flavour and costs $1,000!

The perfect tree would grow :


I confess, I have a bad habit of :

Laughing at people who can’t laugh at themselves

Pirate, ninja or cowboy :

Ninja, because I like to work in the shadows and surround myself with ''Senseis''

I clearly have a fixation on :

Dell promotions

I’m a total geek when :

I need one cord, but I buy 15 so I never have to buy another one!

Locked up alone in an empty room,
I would bring :

• A door (to get out of there)
• A baseball bat (locking people up is a punishable offence)
• A cellphone (so you can call your mommy)