Paul Ross

Things I like a lot :

• Playing the guitar way too loud (and having a patient girlfriend)
• Water, in all its glory (drink it, swim in it, even fill an aquarium with it)

Things I can’t stand :

• People who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them
• Olives. Seriously, how can anyone like olives?
• People who are full of themselves (and if they are two-faced on top of that, I’m out)

The perfect tree would grow :

Anything I asked it to (pretty convenient!)

I confess, I have a bad habit of :

• Writing longwinded emails
• Being a little bit pushy when I want something (note from the team: “a little bit”?)

Pirate, ninja or cowboy :

Becoming a pirate to (at last) personify the famous Guybursh Threepwood (fans of Monkey Island, you get it; everyone else, too bad, but I still love you).

I clearly have a fixation on :

Making possible what others think is impossible.

I’m a total geek when :

When I seriously consider buying an iPad stand to bring with me: in the kitchen, to the pool, in the bath, to the spa, and even in the bedroom. Basically, when I spend my life in front of a screen!

Locked up alone in an empty room,
I would bring  :

I would bring David Copperfield, so he could help me break out. I know David is not an object, but I would hide him in a box. He knows how to fold himself into twelve million pieces!